Glendambo Welcome
A heartwarming Outback welcome from Aussie residents
QuotaBillsNever trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb
Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx