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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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