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QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles
Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com