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Giraffe Lunch

Must be nice to reach up high for a passing food snack

Giraffe Lunch thanks to Roy Granger

Viewing wildlife along the Serengeti plain

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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