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Ghetto Hammock

Demarco's life on the fence: should he stay or go?

Ghetto Hammock thanks to Shawna Burke

Where black boys hang out

Hammocks for neighborhood camping in Atlanta... What black Americans refer to as “Bless Up, My Mains”

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The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern


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