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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries - Archie Bunker

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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