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Goose Down!
Mother Goose cries fowl
The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.
One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano
Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner
Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets
If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano
Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner
Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets
If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx
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