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Getting Goosed

Goose Down!

Getting Goosed thanks to Mike King

Mother Goose cries fowl

The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

A physical therapist does some unbelievable stretching with me. - Brian O'Driscoll

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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