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Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along

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How do you raise siblings who get along? Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along
One minute your  Children  are getting along and the next minute they’re at each other’s throats.

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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