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Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along

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How do you raise siblings who get along? Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along
One minute your  Children  are getting along and the next minute they’re at each other’s throats.
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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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