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Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Giving back to society and community enriches our lives, making it a double blessing. - Kellie Sullivan

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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