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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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