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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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