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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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