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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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