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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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