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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson


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