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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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