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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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