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All you need is love. - John Lennon

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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