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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift