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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy


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