Garbage Day Special Delivery
The Practical Joe-ker guide on how to liven up garbage day
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QuotaBillsStay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs
Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown
A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb
Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith
A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye
A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper
Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki
When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere
You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud
In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler
After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani
Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover
There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana
He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond
The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius
Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock
The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift