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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison