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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


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