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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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