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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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