Frozen Theater

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller