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Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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