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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson


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