Frozen Theater

Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump