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Frozen French Stop Sign

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Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

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First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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