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Frozen French Stop Sign

Some French intersections are hard to find in the winter

Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

How to interpret winter road signs in Quebec

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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