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Frozen French Stop Sign

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Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

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The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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