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Frozen French Stop Sign

Some French intersections are hard to find in the winter

Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

How to interpret winter road signs in Quebec

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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