Friendly Neigh-bours
Horsing around by making a scene of things
QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong