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French Army Knife

Re-inventing the wheel in France

French Army Knife thanks to Howard Chapman

Simplifying the process of making a Swiss Army Knife

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller


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