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French Army Knife

Re-inventing the wheel in France

French Army Knife thanks to Howard Chapman

Simplifying the process of making a Swiss Army Knife

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson


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