Free Stuff

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy