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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth


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