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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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