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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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