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Free Snow thanks to Jim Serritella

Cheap snow removal is only a funny thought away

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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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