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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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