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Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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