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Free Puzzle

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Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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