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Free Puzzle

Where one man's garbage is another man's gold

Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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