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Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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