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Where one man's garbage is another man's gold

Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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