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QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy