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Footlympics

Synchronized gymnastics for athletes with illusive form

Footlympics thanks to Eileen Bishop

Something's missing at this year's Olympic events

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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