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Footlympics

Synchronized gymnastics for athletes with illusive form

Footlympics thanks to Eileen Bishop

Something's missing at this year's Olympic events

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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