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Footlympics

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Footlympics thanks to Eileen Bishop

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My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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