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Floor Refrigerator

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Home renovation ideas for the kitchen

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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