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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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