QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao