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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

One finds limits by pushing them. - Herbert A Simon

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you. - Unknown

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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