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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

One finds limits by pushing them. - Herbert A Simon

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not. - Napoleon

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do. - Irma Kurtz

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again. - Henry Ford

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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