Fishing Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo