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Fish Walk

Following the trail of spawning fish

Fish Walk thanks to Jim Serritella

Fishing so good that a hand-full will satisfy

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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