QuotaBillsPost Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons
Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg