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Fire Breath

The science of fire breathing from a'far

Fire Breath thanks to Rose Attwell

Learn the right way to spit for fire breathing

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance. - Andrea Boydston

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing. - Robin Williams

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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