QuotaBillsBooks think for me. - Charles Lamb
So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa
Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown
Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright
There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket
In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown
The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb
Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld
If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai
We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie
My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody
It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn
All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer
There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris
Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde
An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert
The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood
So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami
Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman
Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich