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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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