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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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