QuotaBillsTacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso