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Final Exams In North Korea

Failures of this class take their next test without a view

Final Exams In North Korea thanks to Wayne Cheng

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali


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