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Fihs Meal

Taking a lobster bite of Fish and Chips in Texas

Fihs Meal thanks to joe-kster

Long John Silver's - a fish restaurant in Waco

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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