QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass
Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend