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Father's Day Selfie thanks to Joel Defries

Jody & Joel Defries celebrate their 6th (Zipporah) in Sechelt, B.C. (2014)

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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