#1 humor site on the 'net

Father's Day Selfie

The best gift for Father's Day

Father's Day Selfie thanks to Joel Defries

Jody & Joel Defries celebrate their 6th (Zipporah) in Sechelt, B.C.

QuotaBills
The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


OCD Guy

Garage Add-on

Cow Vacation

ChristMoose Tree

Pilot Prop Job

Crow Species

Lawn Mirror

Fishing Addiction

Hairy Potter

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Crosswalk Casualty

The Tree Is Up, Dear

One Too Many

Owl Garden

GhetToes

Statue Pose

Magnetic Personality

Giant Texas Red Centipede

Snow Barrier

Buddhist Tempull

Truck Lift Repair

In-Spired Safety Tip

Secruity Parking Spot

Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake