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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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