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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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