Famous Aussie Burger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll