QuotaBillsSacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt
They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson
Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York
I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar
Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright
I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga
We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc
The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown
Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James
If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade
Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman
If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg