QuotaBillsPoverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell
Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper
The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27
Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada
The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham
Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne
I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge
I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine
If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner
Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder
When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain
When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson
I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova
Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux