False Prophet

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

All generalizations are false, including this one. - Alexander Chase

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie