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Faith Forever thanks to Brianna Lakey

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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