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Cleaning up relationships

Fairy Soap thanks to Keith Blake

The Fairbank Company tries cleaning up its act Down South

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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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