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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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