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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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