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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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