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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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