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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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