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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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