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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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