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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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