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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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