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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles


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