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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson


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