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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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