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Escher Dilemma

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Escher Dilemma thanks to Mel Hardman

The mathematical Art of M. C. Escher, a Dutch graphic artist known for his mathematically-inspired woodcuts, lithographs, and mezzotints

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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