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Escher Dilemma thanks to Mel Hardman

The mathematical art of M. C. Escher

The mathematical Art of M. C. Escher, a Dutch graphic artist known for his mathematically-inspired woodcuts, lithographs, and mezzotints

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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