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Escher Dilemma

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Escher Dilemma thanks to Mel Hardman

The mathematical Art of M. C. Escher, a Dutch graphic artist known for his mathematically-inspired woodcuts, lithographs, and mezzotints

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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