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Escher Dilemma

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Escher Dilemma thanks to Mel Hardman

The mathematical Art of M. C. Escher, a Dutch graphic artist known for his mathematically-inspired woodcuts, lithographs, and mezzotints

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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