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Escalator Performance

Cautious escalator takes acting lessons

Escalator Performance thanks to Jim Serritella

A moving staircase that doesn't move

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Stop acting like you live twice. - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker. - Robert Downey Jr.

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge. - Peter F Drucker

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting;
T'was only that when he was off he was acting. - Oliver Godsmith

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

No matter how well you perform, there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thins it's lousy. - Laurence Olivier

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

I'm curious about people. That's the essence of my acting. I'm interested in what it would be like to be you. - Meryl Streep

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us. - Lily Tomlin

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley


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