QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
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A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland