QuotaBillsThe name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland