QuotaBillsFloss like a boss! - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri
Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney
Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts
A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata
Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown
The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones
I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch
I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien
We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg