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Employee Promotion

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Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter Drucker

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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