Employee Promotion

Floss like a boss! - Unknown

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac