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Employee Promotion

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Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Ross for Boss - Ross Perot

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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