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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fireproof: The boss's relatives. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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