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Employee Promotion

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Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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