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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein


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