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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter Drucker

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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