Employee Promotion

Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg