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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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