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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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