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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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