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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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