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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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