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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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