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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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