#1 humor site on the 'net

Eiffel Tower Crane

Setting the stage for a French landmark

Eiffel Tower Crane thanks to Cara Crewes

Capturing French history in the making

QuotaBills
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising