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Egyptian Pyramid Scheme

Egypt, a land that's still in deNile

Egyptian Pyramid Scheme thanks to Ahmed ElNeweihi

Cairo, the capital of Egypt, is home to the Giza Pyramids

Egyptian Pyramid Scheme thanks to Ahmed ElNeweihi

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. - Mitch Hedberg

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

The pyramid once passed there was still a short way to go before we confronted the Sphinx, in the middle of what our contemporaries have left him of his desert. - Pierre Loti

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it. - Rodney Dangerfield


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