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Power is ego. - Red Auerbach

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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