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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

All significant battles are waged within the self. - Sheldon Kopp

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Some people say they haven't yet found themselves. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates. - Thomas Szasz

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick


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