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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Silence is not the absence of sound, but the absence of self. - Anthony de Mello

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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