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All limitations are self-imposed. - Ernest Holmes

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives. - Lowana Blackwell

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

I wanted only to try to live in accord with the promptings which came from my true self. Why was that so very difficult? - Hermann Hesse

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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