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To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self. - James Anthony Froude

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Bring the best of your authentic self to every opportunity. - John Jantsch

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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