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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise. - Leonard Nimoy

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When Thales was asked what was difficult, he said, 'To know one's self.' And what was easy, 'To advise another.' - Laertius Diogenes

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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