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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

All limitations are self-imposed. - Ernest Holmes

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

All significant battles are waged within the self. - Sheldon Kopp

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

Silence is not the absence of sound, but the absence of self. - Anthony de Mello

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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