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Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self. - Charles Dickens

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. - Oscar Wilde

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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