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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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