Egg Tester

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar