Egg Tester

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell