Egg Tester

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry