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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs
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Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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