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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner