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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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